When you find yourself having to take a break from those that keep you on edge and stressed out, you can take the time to ponder with me some of the un-ponderable and the whimsical and lightly thought provoking issues you did not have the time to consider but now you may want to look into because you have a moment or two to spare or you just want some of your brain cells to be tickled out of slumber.
Saturday, March 21, 2026
"To Sleep, Perchance To Dream"
Sunday, March 8, 2026
Are We Still Talking About Socialism?
Yes, we are still talking about it. Seriously sometimes or perhaps within the bounds of good humor we toss a good dollop of truth in our conversations with snippets of funny stories.
1. Just a month before Nicolas Maduro was given free passage to his current residence in New York, a reporter asked him about the status of the worldwide state of Capitalism.
Maduro responded: "You know, my dear friend and predecessor, Hugo Chavez, told me what he learned from his friend Fidel Castro who learned it from Nikita Khrushchev who in the sixties said that Capitalism was standing on the very precipice of absolute disaster"!
Another reporter then asked about the status of Socialism in the world.
Maduro responded: "What I learned, as you should know, is that Socialism is always one step ahead of capitalism!"
If that is not the most succinct explanation of the fate of socialism we will be hard pressed to find another one.
2. And, of course, Ronald Reagan had another one of the many stories he had collected on the subject. Here's another one.
Mikael Gorbachev was told by one of his aides that a woman outside his office refused to leave until she had an audience with the president. "Send her in", Gorbachev said.
When the woman came in, Gorbachev said, "What's on your mind"?
"Please tell me, who invented communism - a scientist or politician"?
"A politician invented communism", Gorbachev replied.
"Well, that figures, doesn't it"?
"Oh, how so?"
"Well, a scientist would have experimented on mice first."
(I merely embellished stories 1 & 2 that had been around for a while. I made up story no. 3 below).
3. Through another cosmic oddity, a debate was arranged somewhere. Ayn Rand was picked as the moderator. At one particular moment, already on stage were Fidel Castro, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot waiting in front of their individual lecterns. Then Ronald Reagan appeared from behind the curtain.
Reagan: I must apologize for being late. It took me a while to come down the stairway. I didn't realize how far above I was.
Ayn Rand: Thank you Ronnie, may I call you Ronnie? Actually where we are right now is about halfway between two places. These gentlemen had to climb up to get here. Oh, and don't worry, we have an elevator for you, Ronnie, on the way back up.
Castro: Typical of a capitalist who is used to a life of luxury on the backs of the proletariat. Do you know how rich the capitalists have become building elevators?
Reagan: Has the debate started already?
Ayn Rand: No, no, not yet. Although Mr. Castro had already used up his opening remarks.
Mao: Wait, wait, for a minute. Let's start this properly. Comrade Stalin, do you care to comment?
Ayn Rand: Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. Ronnie, who is by himself and there are four of you, will make the first opening remarks.
Reagan: I was expecting my friend Mikhail Gorbachev to come, where is he?
Stalin: I vetoed his presence here. He was way too soft to be a true communist.
Reagan: Okay. Josef Stalin. Wow! Imagine if I had to say, "Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili", your real name before you became Stalin. Mao, we may yet know who actually tailored your own personal Mao jacket. I remember it well when its popularity surged in the late sixties, early seventies. I know the Mao attire started in the forties - mostly from coarse cotton. But by the time of the Cultural Revolution that started in 1966, fashion houses in the west started promoting them. We knew that coarse cotton was still the go-to material for the common Chinese at that time but yours were from fine silk. Perhaps after tonight you will tell me who your designer was? Pol Pot, a name that used to be Saloth Sar, to be honest, why are you here, if not perhaps because of your alliterative name?
Pol Pot: Who are you calling illiterate?
Ayn Rand: Calm down Pol, may I call you Pol. Saloth is hard on my accent. Alliterative simply means that your name involves a repetition of the same consonant sound at the beginning of closely connected words, like Big Bang or Criss-Cross, and Saloth Sar falls in that category as well, which has nothing to do with your ability to read or write. Ronnie was not being condescending.
Reagan: My apologies Pol, if you misunderstood. Although I must say that you almost drove all of Cambodia to illiteracy when you pushed every intellectual in your country to hide their literacy by pretending to be illiterate to avoid the ire of the proletariat, as our friend Fidel here alluded to.
Fidel: I need to say something. In Cuba, even today, our resourcefulness and intelligence are responsible for why the Chevrolet Bel Aire still runs on the open road in Cuba while your wasteful people only see them in museums.
Stalin: What is a Chevrolet Bel Air?
Ayn Rand: It's an American made car way after you were gone, Josef. You are more familiar with the Pobeda model made by the now defunct Russian automaker, the Gorky Automobile Plant that was established in 1932. I used to live in the Soviet Union, as you know, so the Pobeda compared to the Chevrolet Bel Air is like comparing a toaster to a Magic Chef oven. Anyhow, let's move on, please. Ronnie?
Reagan: I came prepared because I knew Fidel will bring up the Chevrolet story again. So, for Joseph Stalin's benefit, here is a photo of a 1954 Bel Air with your favorite color - red. I do not have a photo of a Magic Chef oven but it does cook like magic compared to a toaster.
Sunday, March 1, 2026
There Must Be a Pony in Here Somewhere
President Ronald Reagan had to have been the most eternal optimist of all the U.S. Presidents who ever served. If he were just an ordinary person he had to have been a good example of someone who always looked at a half filled glass as half full, as opposed to the other equally accurate description - that the glass is half empty. Technically, either description would be accurately correct. The difference is ruled by the rule of perspective.
President Reagan told and re-told this story about the difference between optimism and pessimism. Those around his circle said this was his favorite joke that he often re-told over and over a few times.
"The joke concerns twin boys of five or six. Worried that the boys had developed extreme personalities — one was a total pessimist, the other a total optimist — their parents took them to a psychiatrist."
The psychiatrist first took the pessimist child to a room piled to the ceiling with brand-new toys. Moments later, the psychiatrist checked in on him. Instead of enjoying the toys the little boy burst into tears. Asked why he didn't seem to enjoy playing with the toys he replied “Yes, but if I did I’d only break them.”
Next the psychiatrist treated the optimist. To dampen the boy's spirits the psychiatrist took him to a room piled to the ceiling with horse manure. But instead of wrinkling his nose in disgust, the optimist emitted just the yelp of delight the psychiatrist had been hoping to hear from his brother, the pessimist. Then he clambered to the top of the pile, dropped to his knees, and began gleefully digging out scoop after scoop with his bare hands. ”What do you think you’re doing?” the psychiatrist asked, just as baffled by the optimist as he had been by the pessimist. “With all this manure,” the little boy replied, beaming, “there must be a pony in here somewhere!”
The rule of perspective is what gives most situations their definition depending on how one individual looks at it. However, even in the most dire conditions, the rule of perspective would still have profound influences, affecting individuals to varying degrees. Afterall, when things go bad, pessimism does not help, while optimism opens a door through which one may begin to alleviate the ill effects of a bad situation while setting the stage to make things better.
However, that is not to say that pessimism is completely and thoroughly bad because to be so totally optimistic all the time as to ignore every conceivable possibility that things can go wrong is also not such a really good thing. From my last musing I did mention about the universal duality as the governing rule that defines purpose.
I wrote too from an earlier topic, ("The Thorny Sides of Impatience", 04/23/2023), that perhaps Col. Custer's total optimism may have caused his and his troop's lives at Little Big Horn on June 26, 1876. A dose of pessimism, if allowed to prevail, could have delayed Custer's push to the battlefield had he waited for reinforcements that were a mere day away.
Field Marshal Montgomery ("La Vie En Rose 2", 02/28/2025) was way too optimistic when he pushed so hard to launch Operation Market Garden in Sept. 1944 in an attempt to capture key bridges in the Netherlands as a quick way into German territory. Instead, it delayed the invasion of Germany when the operation failed at the cost of so many lives of the Allied forces; tragically more so when so many of those were from the 101st Airborne Division that heroically performed so well for the Allied forces in the preceding hours of the Normandy landing three months earlier.
In our personal lives not only is it a good idea to have a healthy mix of optimism and pessimism but that when it comes to relationships between people and particularly between husband and wife, opposing views may help in decision making. But it must not lead to paralysis. A healthy mix could help when excessive optimism is tempered by a dose of pessimism to arrive at a balanced decision.
For example, a lofty desire by one partner for a nice luxury vehicle can be prevailed upon when the reality of affordability is brought up by the other. Recognizing what such an undertaking will do to the family budget may belong in the domain of the pessimist but it is a good balance against the unmetered desires of the insouciant optimist. Perhaps marriage is not so much about "horse and carriage"' as in an old Frank Sinatra song, but that it is more about polar opposites meeting halfway across the room between the optimist and the pessimist - a prelude to a waltz into a happy solution.
But I say...
When the wind is blowing the optimist decides it is the best time to fly a kite; the pessimist worries about a storm that is certain to follow; the pragmatist is the one to open the windows to let in the breeze of fresh air into the house.