Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Why Politicians, Lawyers and Engineers Take Different Post-Earthly Paths




One day, Satan's assistant went up to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates  partly to check on how things were going and to brag a bit about what's going on down below.

"Say, St. Pete, how are things here?" bantered the devil's assistant. St. Peter replied that everything was just fine and inquired likewise how things were in hell.

"Well, three months ago an engineer left his earthly existence andto my surprise, we got him. He is terrific.  Didn't take him long to suggest improving the living conditions at the office.  I was even more surprised when my boss agreed and gave him a no-limit budget. Before long we had central AC, refrigeration and ice cubes for the staff.  My boss even has an ice cream machine now".    

St. Peter was aghast, "Wait a minute, there must have been a mistake.  No engineers go to hell ever.  There was a clerical error, for sure.  Send him up here right away".

"Or, what?" replied the devil's assistant.

"Or, I will sue you and your boss".

Satan's assistant was quick to respond, "And where will you get a lawyer?"

Some of the readers may have  heard that already but I must say no one had ever heard the sequel to it.

Many frustrating months passed and St. Peter was not able to sue. Then one day a politician died and was at the Pearly Gates  to hear his fate. St. Peter reviewed the man's life. The man, though a  politician was quite a pious human being and he was also an astute lawyer. St. Peter told the man, "You are a first boarder-line case, a politician  for consideration is rare indeed, but you can have permanent residency behind these Pearly Gates if you will do this one task for me".  To which the man readily replied that he will do whatever is required.

"I will send you to a place", St. Peter pointing downwards, "temporarily to launch a legal brief and argue the case there if necessary to get this engineer relocated to his rightful place here".  The lawyer/politician nodded enthusiastically. St. Peter added, "You bring him up here and you will both be granted heavenly citizenships forever".

Weeks passed with no news to St. Peter but by the seventh month the politician/lawyer and the engineer were at the Pearly Gates.  St. Peter, pleasantly surprised, can't wait to hear what happened.

The politician/lawyer was the first to speak, "It was overwhelming at first. As you already know, I was up against a horde of lawyers and an equal number of politicians there, arguing the case to retain the engineer.  However, dealing with all the cacodemonic red tapes and reams of paper work aside, I will be remiss to claim all the credit and not acknowledge what this engineer did to help our case".

The engineer spoke, "I was challenged when Satan the 'boss' himself paid us a visit while we were preparing our case.  He declared that, 'There is no way in hell for both of you to leave this place, specially you the engineer.  The day you  leave this place is when hell freezes over'.  Well, he obviously did not remember that I still had the authority for unlimited budget that he apparently  forgot to withdraw. With that I was able to soup up the entire refrigeration system on a hellish overdrive. History was made. Hell did freeze over".

St. Peter asked, "And just like that Satan let you go?"

"Well", the engineer answered, "I told Satan that if he let us go I will leave him the 'kill switch" with a timer for the over drive and in seven days he can turn it off. So he allowed our departure".

"Okay, but I am a bit concerned that in a week's time Satan will get to enjoy the comforts of air conditioning again", said St. Peter.

"Don't worry.  When he pushes the kill switch it will immediately trigger another switch which I had hidden nearby for a souped-up heating system I built alongside that will instantly turn into overdrive. In a few days the entire refrigeration system will self destruct, all the energy will be refocused into the heating system. Hell will be scalding hot once more".

Now, y'all know why engineers don't go to hell. 

It's just a story concocted by The Idle Mind. Not just because I am an engineer by education but because much of the progress in comfort and safety we enjoy today are mostly the work of engineers.  On the other hand, most regulations, though clearly not all, have a way to dampen certain paths to progress into slippery slopes - mostly espoused by and written for politicians by lawyers.   

There is hope.  We can start electing into office pious, kind hearted, sensible politicians with common sense who will self-limit their stay in office.  They may be rare but they're out there and each find is worth the effort to get them elected. Over staying politicians, as we speak, have all gone past their overdue shelf lives.  It's time to enforce the stamped "expiration" or "sell by" dates on them.







Thursday, October 21, 2021

Do You Know the Way to San-ity?

We may not want to say it but we all know the way to insanity.  (Or, alternatively, you can hum the Burt Bacharach tune popularized by Dione Warwick). The question is: Do we know the way back?

1. Headline,


Aug 11, 2021 ... SALEM, Ore. (WTVO) —

"Oregon governor signs bill ending reading and math proficiency requirements for graduation"

"U.S. now ranks near the bottom among 35 industrialized nations in math"

Math performance of American 15-year-olds declined significantly on international PISA test.

Which countries were in the top 10?  In numerical order from 1st to 10th: 1. Singapore, 2.  Hong Kong, 3. Macao (China), 4. Taiwan (Chinese Taipei), 5. Japan, 6. BSJG (China), 7. Korea, 8. Switzerland, 9. Estonia, 10. Canada.   (Note: BSJG stands for Beijing, Shanghai, Jiangsu Guangdong provinces in China).

U.S. students stand at 43rd place; although the government spent almost $15,000 for elementary and secondary (FTE - full time equivalent) students, exceeded only by Luxemburg, Austria and Norway.  Only S. Korea that is in the top ten list in math proficiency belong to the top ten list in expenditures.  On the other hand, No. 9 Estonia (math proficiency) spent just half of what the U.S. did for its students. The educational system in the U.S. had apparently lost its compass. Can we be hopeful it can find its way back to San-ity?

2. Headline: Clearly not a shining example of an $80,000 a year college education.

"Peter Fray-Witzer, a student enrolled at Oberlin College in Ohio, wrote an op-ed in a campus newspaper complaining that 'cisgender men' were going to install radiators in his 'safe space' dormitory".

Miriam Webster defines Cisgender : "of, relating to, or being a person whose gender identity corresponds with the sex the person had or was identified as having at birth".    In other words, it is a person born as a male behaving as a male; likewise, a female at birth behaving as a female.   Read quote below about what happened:

"A student at an $80,000-a-year ultra-liberal Oberlin College in Ohio claimed in an op-ed that he was left ‘angry, scared, and confused’ because ‘cisgender men’ installed a radiator in his ‘safe space’ dormitory".

The English language just topped a little over 1 million words, as of last count. "Currently, there is a new word created every 98 minutes or about 14.7 words per day".

William Shakespeare created in his entire lifetime a total of 1700 words; many of them do not make it in normal conversation today. A "safe space" used to mean that one has enough clearance to park a vehicle in one's garage.  Or, assurance a ship captain has while maneuvering his vessel through the Panama Canal. Today, some students are so emotionally fragile, they need to be reassured of a place of refuge for comfort and safety  but please don't let a regular maintenance guy come to fix the heater.  Pick one from the other extra five gender identities but please no run-of-the-mill serviceman or servicewoman. That is scary and confusing.

What is going on?   We had better find a way back to sanity? Is this the epigraph to describe the country today, 

"One flew east, one flew west, / One flew over the cuckoo’s nest."

"Although this may have nothing to do with the meaning of the nursery rhyme, most European cuckoos lay their eggs in other birds' nests and build no nests of their own. The baby cuckoo is raised by parents of a different species along with their own babies but usually grows more quickly than its non-cuckoo nest-mates and pushes them out to die".

The cuckoo - far from having the oft quoted bird brain -  exhibits one of nature's cleverest adaptation for survival. By letting other host birds raise its chicks, the female cuckoo can lay as many as a dozen eggs by cleverly laying one (and only one) egg at a time in a dozen different bird's nests. The female cuckoo is thus freed from the responsibility of caring for its own young, and in so doing it can lay more eggs than any mother bird could. The most sinister part of it is that the one cuckoo egg, once hatched, will first immediately push every other chick out of the nest until it is the only one left and the host mother bird will unwittingly raise it as its own. (There are several YouTube videos online that show how the cuckoo chick manages to get rid of its nest mates until it is the only one left; those with a faint heart may not want to watch it).  

If we as a society are not careful, we will end up with one cuckoo bird to take over the national nest. Those who advocate to change this, cancel that, remove this, excise that from the vocabulary, transform this and that, do not come from the majority but from the tiniest corners of social media, hidden from the everyday citizen.  However, their views, once hatched in Twitter, Tiktok, Facebook, etc. can cause the demise of one established norm.

Society must continue to respect the voices of the minority but the latter should not be allowed to arbitrarily rule. In a democracy, that is. This is what is happening today.  One cuckoo egg can and will push away the rest out of the national nest.  Five or so junior members of congress can drown out the majority.  But much of society does not seem to see it. 

"Seconds pass with every door. Minutes pass with every street. Elijah never realizes that he's lost, so he has no trouble finding his way back". -                                                              Author: David Levithan                                                                                                  

 All society can hope for is that it realizes that it is lost.  

The Cuckoo Cuculus Canorus

 

The tiny host mother bird feeding a cuckoo chick.  The host mother bird will remain clueless the entire time. Imagine, the tiny mother bird gathering such an enormous amount of nutrients to feed the oversize chick, more than it normally would have had to if it were raising its own real tiny chicks. 

Over 28 trillion dollars of national debt continues to go up - feeding the proverbial cuckoo.

I encourage the reader to read the previous musing, "2050: The Ebb of the Tragic Trajectory .."  


Tuesday, October 5, 2021

2050: The Ebb of the Tragic Trajectory of a Once Powerful Nation


2050



There will be a lot of pushback on this one, I'm sure.  But if by pushing back means that people are drawn to a sudden and earth shaking wake up call, then the title-statement is worth far more than the need to merely learn the lessons of history but how such a "tragic trajectory" can be reversed.  

It is a truism, almost a theorem (not just theory), in both natural and political sciences that once momentum, speed and trajectory of an object or political idea is known, one may predict where the object or idea will ultimately end. In addition to that but even more  importantly is that history  also preeminently, almost in every case, mimic both the path and trajectory of all past societies, regardless of the make up and origin of its inhabitants that applies to where we are today.  

I'll try to get to the point right away to make my case.  This great nation we call America begun in 1776.  2050  is 274 years hence from its official birthday after its independence from  the last great empire.  If it makes it to 2050 it will indeed have had the longest shelf life of any world power, but not by much.

Sir John Glubb wrote a paper on the "Fate of Empires" in 1976. The chart below was in that thesis.


The nation             Dates of rise and fall                   Duration in years

Assyria                  859-612 B.C.                                      247
Persia                    538-330 B.C.                                      208
(Cyrus and his descendants)
Greece                   331-100 B.C.                                     231
(Alexander and his successors)
Roman Republic    260-27 B.C.                                       233
Roman Empire       27 B.C.-A.D. 180                              207
Arab Empire          A.D. 634-880                                     246
Mameluke Empire 1250-1517                                         267
Ottoman Empire    1320-1570                                         250
Spain                      1500-1750                                        250
Romanov Russia    1682-1916                                        234
Britain                    1700-1950                                         250

"The dates given
are largely arbitrary. Empires do not usually
begin or end on a certain date. There is
normally a gradual period of expansion and
then a period of decline. "

Why did Sir John Glubb define the end of the British Empire in 1950? Britain barely survived WWII from the onslaught of Nazi Germany.  Without the help of its allies, primarily from a country that was once its colony, 1942 would have been its official denouement. Still suffering from an earlier blow to the gut from 1914 to 1919 (WWI) followed by near mortal wounds that begun in 1940, ending in 1945, it was not for another eight years before the "fall", as defined by history.

So, let's examine why almost all empires expired after approximately two and a half centuries. And why is it that only one of them at a time would reign with such dominance at any given moment in history? It seems that the rise and fall of kingdoms and great nations follow this one omnipotent rule of gravity - everything that goes up must come down.

The gravitational force that act on the trajectory of any social and political structure is directly proportional to how well developed a nation or kingdom had become.  Wealth, military power, influence, sophisticated way of life of its people, envy and competition from other nations and kingdoms, the ultimate erosion of the social fiber and resolve of its people will all conspire to pull down the trajectory of its continued existence. 

It is argued by sociologists that human nature is the root cause because when things get too comfortably easy the next generations to follow the preceding one loses a lot of what it took to achieve the things that are now and often taken for granted. Economists tell us that once the apex has been achieved by the prior generations, the tendency of the next is towards complacency.  Taking it easy is a human trait that has its own inertia when things have indeed become easy. It might seem like a circular argument but human nature is such that once so much is given out as entitlement to the needy, the need to work harder is diminished among those for whom the need to work harder is a prerequisite to achieve a higher level of economic status.  Physicists as always will tell us that what goes up must come down.

People will argue over those till sunset and on to many more sunsets.  Speaking of sunsets, it was at one time either a self description or a matter of pride that once "The sun never sets on the British Empire".  

"The phrase was first made by Fray Francisco de Ugalde, Spanish, to King Charles 1".  And indeed it was true when its colonies circumnavigated the entire globe with an estimated land area of 13.7 million square miles.  

I apologize for picking on the British Empire but it is the most recent one and closest to the aforementioned 2050. But if the reader were to go back to the chart above, one cannot escape the tragic ladders of history.

Let's look at the following statement below, that described the trajectories of empires throughout history:

"There is normally a gradual period of expansion and
then a period of decline".

Indeed, empires grew slowly when a population, singly or the banding together of several smaller organizations of people, strove to achieve dominance over others as a survival strategy for protection and self preservation.  In the process they led innovations in food production, political organization, weapons development, wealth management, and so on and on.  However, the defining feature had always stemmed first from the development of the human character and adherence to the rules of law and common sense. Without question, civilized behavior was both the cause and effect of the growth of empires.  That is the reason for the creation of the Magna Carta and the Geneva convention, even the foundation of the United Nations (at least based on original intent), as examples, became possible.  It is the reason why certain beginnings of empires failed quickly  - the best example being the rapid rise and precipitous fall of the Third Reich - when the path they took were off the rail of civilized behavior. For brevity this was condensed to one compact paragraph but the reader may want to examine history for more insights into this idea.

The  fall of an empire always originated first from within and only later from external pressure. Empires always weakened first from the general decline of the population's will and erosion of the fundamental moral character of its society.  Of course, that is putting it quite simply, perhaps even naively, but the strength of any social structure is its moral backbone.  We can talk about political will but its breakdown always begin with the people.

What are we to see or observe today that makes 2050 a reasonable prediction?  These same signs were true in every decline of all empires past.

1. Deep Internal Division - The country today, is deeply divided. Not just from the traditional political party split where not all of the population are always actively engaged but it is a far more serious split between conservatism and liberalism.  And there are integral parts to each side. One is about conserving the ideals and belief systems of what brought this country its decisive success for over two centuries.  The other half is about liberally forging and fundamentally changing the country into something else.  Worse is the slow but almost penetrating allure of socialism.  Nevertheless, when the country is divided, it is almost as if it loses half its strength and resolve. While the flu pandemic of 1919 united the nation, today's Covid 19 has become the source for a severe division. 

2.  National Debt  -  Every empire in history always suffered from the same debilitating, resource sapping burden of debt.  To view the U.S. debt in real time, copy the link below to your search bar for a second by second increase in the national debt.

https://www.usdebtclock.org/

At this very instant while typing these few words, the national debt is almost 29 trillion dollars, $87,000 per citizen and $230,000 per tax payer. By the time the reader gets around to viewing the debt clock, you will be shocked at how far the numbers had gone up.  The amount to service the debt (interest rates alone) is staggering.

Every past empire was so saddled with debt that its ability to hold on to the vastness of its glory and influence and managing its own national affairs felt no differently from a family selling its assets, little by little, until all it had left was a fraction of what it used to have.  Debt erosion was the slow gradual loss of any empire, as in losing a foot of its river bank  one day at a time from the rampaging rapids, or the shrinking of its shoreline from the constant battering of the gathering storm from far and wide, from the pretenders to the throne of another emerging empire. Incredulous, you say, examples please? Napoleon sold Louisiana to the then emerging USA so the French emperor can continue to fund its slowly declining empire; Spain gave up Puerto Rico and The Philippines to the U.S. after the quick but decisive Spanish American War.  Two generations earlier Spain was still untouchable as a super power.  How did the U.S. purchase Alaska so cheaply from Russia? Britain had to retrench from its global colonies when costs to maintain them became a huge financial burden to the empire.

3.  Foreign Adventurism - For lack of a better phrase, this refers to maintaining forces in foreign soil long after the need for it in the mistaken notion that it will prevent future conflicts. The U.S. after realizing early on that it was becoming a superpower, did something right.  It did not go the way previous empires did by amassing vast colonies across the globe, except perhaps but briefly in claiming the Philippine Islands as its one and only colony.  Perhaps that was because of a 300 year period that the archipelago was under Spanish rule.  Since granting independence to the islands after just two generations, the U.S. had never once claimed another colony.  However, maintaining forces across the globe - from S. Korea to Japan to Germany and a host of many other locations around the globe - the cost is still very high without benefiting from the rewards of a colonizer.  Yet, it had been engaged in regionally limited but never trivial military engagements from Korea to Vietnam to the Middle East.  Costs to all of these contributed to the gradual accumulation of debt that to this day is growing and seemingly unrepayable; not counting the cost of many young American lives. The Greek and Roman empires suffered the same fate.  Alexander's generals divvied up his empire into little ones while the Roman Caesars brought foreign adventurism severe aftertastes at home.  The empires soon lost the political will and it  was no less than politicians who ultimately ended Julius Caesar's hold on the empire with violent strikes of many daggers right on the senate floor.

4.  Growing De-assimilation - The country at near the apex of its development benefited from being the melting pot of many cultures, accumulating the strength of multinational skills and talents for innovation and entrepreneurship. The assimilation of people who have come from near and far were the obvious recipes for success.  Today, there is a great tear in the fabric.  Multiculturalism has become the reverse of assimilation to the detriment of creating a unifying ideal that made "The United States". It has devolved into the weaponization of race as a political cudgel by those interested only in holding on to power over a divided country, buoyed unwittingly by supporters who are made to feel nobility in subscribing to the delineation of the races. There are those who suddenly feel the invigoration of waking up condemning the norms of what are otherwise benign ideas and traditional systems. The waking up to adding multiple gender identities to the traditionally accepted norm, while demanding that society abandons the notion of the traditional family units, the elimination of certain elements of language perceived to be oppressive to others became the destructive cancel culture.  Revising history by eliminating or destroying certain elements and signposts of it are the quickest way to erasing lessons that can be learned.  There is so much, too many to list them here, that fall under the umbrella of cancel culture and woke-ism that is more damaging to established social norms.  De-assimilation is widening the division. Division only weakens the national identity.

Now, I can go on and expand the list several folds longer, i.e., "The Dumbing Down of the Educational System", "Breakdown of Law and Order", "The Deleterious Effects of Social Media", etc. But the reader gets the idea. But there is hope.  Perhaps this country will heed the warning signs, reverse the course of the trajectory, even if only to flatten the curve from the ever trending downward direction.

If we do not reverse the trajectory, 2050 will be real.  The ebb of a once great nation may come sooner than later. 

The widely accepted laboratory of the "Great Experiment" built up by courageous men and women in 1776 is in danger of being dismantled before our very eyes.  It is as if the results are being challenged by those proposing fundamental changes that, by the way, are not exactly new. Socialism has been tried many times before and failed in other laboratory nations. From the Soviet style communism - the only relic of which manages to survive, but barely, is  Cuba - to many versions of it that were tried in Venezuela, Argentina and Eastern Europe decades earlier where  their lessons are largely ignored.  Instead, the lesson plans that made America are being shredded to pieces. The irony is that the "new textbooks" being proposed are recycled pieces of failed manuscripts from which we see nothing but failed states wherever they were tried.

If this country does not wake up to the high winds and the rumbling thunder of a gathering storm that is about to hit in the next decade or two, it will wake up in the aftermath in the first morning of 2050.